The guy at Portrait Innovations called it a Stinkface, just before I punched him in the wiener*. Would you believe me if I told you that I can't write a real post because I am in jail for punching a Portrait Innovations "photographer" in the wiener?
I'm slacking. Like, a lot. I have stuff I want to write, but it's all jumbled in my brain. I blame it on Turkey and Starbucks. Our Thanksgiving weekend could not have been better - it was relaxing, Olivia was adorable, lots of good eats and visiting, some Black Friday deals. My brain is protesting the return to normal life.
I hope everyone had a filling Thanksgiving. Feel free to tell me about it in the comments. Or tell me a joke. Or give me a diet tip.
*I wrote all the Wieners in this post as Weiner and had to fix them all in the spell check. "I before E except after C and in words like Weird, Neighbor and Weiner." But don't call your neighbor's weiner weird, because that would be impolite.
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Yes, punch him. He deserves it for saying something so rude about such a sweet little baby.
Speaking of wieners...the two men who live together, travel together, but who may or may not be a couple (according to my mother), brought Sam's Club pies to our Thanksgiving dinner. Apart from that, it was great. Also, Sam's Club pie means I skipped dessert so that's my diet plan.
(Can you tell I'm bitter about the pie thing? I was really looking forward to a _good_ pecan pie and had planned to bring one myself until they offered. augh!)
She's so stinking cute, as always. Dude, you're so screwed when she's 16... she's destined to be a heartbreaker.
That is ADORABLE. Not even close to a stinkface (what a wiener, glad you punched him).
Ummm....my neighbor's last name is Weiner and he is weird!!!
LOL!! My daughter's name is spelled Keira. Don't forget that one. :-)
Our son Henry makes that Stinkface every time we try to take his picture. It's hilarious and annoying!
Olivia's such a cutie.
I totally would have punched the photographer in the junk too!
"Weird" gets me every time. And "weiner", too, I guess. Except I'm pretty sure I've never written or typed the word "weiner" before now. Huh.
Olivia's adorable, stinkface or not. :)
What a D bag! She's adorable!
Dude. I think Stinkface is awesome. But then again, my screen name is Stinkybutt. So, who am I to talk?
Hello, I stumbled across your blog recently and fell in love with the funniest woman ever (that be you) (forgive me for being so forward)(oh, um, although that sounded like a pickup line, I'm not gay)(not that there's anything wrong with that).
If by "Stinkface" he meant "The Most Adorable Face On The World's Most Preciousest Lil Baby EVAH," why then, yes... that's a Stinkface.
WOW, That is the most adorable face!!!! I love that you can capture it on film. Portrait Innovations guy is a douche.
that's some seriously cute stinkface.
love yer blog. love yer kid. love yer kid's name (i have an olivia, too).
can't wait to read more and make my son laugh hysterically at my wheezing, crying, nose-dripping laughing at your blog (i was reading the post about your mom and your lady business when i totally lost my shit and entertained my 13mo).
sounds like someone forgot the "innovation" part of his job.
And what spice is Madam playing with? W likes to get down with our garlic pepper.
You're a weirdo weiner!
O is too cute as always, even with Stinkface.
She is beautiful! Love your blog!
CUTEST Stinkbug I know!
So, after I read the (to me) offensive guest blog, I scroll down and see this CUTE little sweet baby pumpkin grinning, and it makes me forget all about having my panties all in a bunch about some stranger's opinion...
She's precious :)
hi! you don't know me, but i found you from my sister tiff's blog. i have to say, your little girl is ADORABLE!! that stinkface is too stinking cute!! (no pun intended:))
I love a good "smile for the camera" face!
Diet tip? Brush your teeth every 15 mins with really strong toothpaste fortified with baking soda or something else designed to stun your tastebuds.
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