I'm sorry.

To the people who searched Google for the following things, but ended up here instead:

Google Search: "hairy legs"
(of course)

Google Search: "how to relax during semen analysis"
(ew, I don't know what to tell you)

Google Search: "maybe if I just relax"
(honey, just forget about relaxing! It would be just as effective to wish for a UNICORN to bring you a baby.)