Ready? OK!
*clap*
My name is Cupcake.
*clap clap*
And I'm unborn.
*clap clap*
I step on mom's intestine.
*clap clap*
So she farts like a bullhorn!
*back handspring*
We've got Punches
Yes we do!
We've got Punches
How bout Youuuu?!
*clap clap clap*
1,2,3,4
Does this uterus have a door?
I don't know!
I'm not sure!
Let me try to claw my way out
Just a little bit more!
*clap clap clap*
*toetouch*
Gimme An O!
Gimme A R!
Gimme A E!
Gimme an O!
What's that spell?
HEARTBURN!
*clap clap clap*
*herkie*
1! I am your fetus,
2! You haven't met me,
3! I will eventually poop on you,
4! More, more, more!
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnddd...
Jazz hands!
22 comments:
OMG... I almost spit out my drink!!! You are hysterical!
oh my.....lol!
LOL -- so cute. :)
Now I need a video of you in an non-air conditioned gym, with a crappy cheerleader uniform, and a boom box playing "Push it" by Salt-N-Peppa to complete the routine!
Very funny! I love the Jazz Hands!
Girl you have me rolling! I love your sense of humor and seeing that growing belly! GOOOOOO CUPCAKE!! YAY!!!!
I 2nd Brenda's request! Lol!
You are looking cute, cute, cute!
You are so funny! I always love to read your posts. I do think that Brenda's suggestion would top it off! LOL!!
So a little uncomfortable, yes? :)
you have to keep writing after your baby is born... You make my day.
You crack me up.
Per Brenda's request, I think I could actually find a video to go along with cupcakes cheer...
Love your blogs!
So I just mosey'd on over from crazy lady ramblings, and I ADORE your sarcasm and how funny your posts are..and a late congrats on the pregnancy. I will be back to read more!
Lol- need to add magic finger with that video!
I wonder if her hair is log enough for pig tails. Wouldn't that be cute.
Our girls are totally going out for varsity squad together.
Hahahah you are just way too cute and fun!
ROFLMAO!! Seriously funny!
I could have written this, but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny. Because I never would have thought of Jazz Hands. Brilliant, and abundantly true.
You are so funny! I almost peed my pants reading your cheers!
You are so funny! I almost peed my pants reading your cheers!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Just found your blog (the name is one I've heard from my mother and grandmother and every other female I happen to be related to, or friends with, or just seem to pass in the street. I've relaxed about as much as I possibly can, and so now am choosing to NOT relax and see if that helps me get knocked up!). Am loving your view on things- cracking me up!! Good luck with the rest of your pregnancy!!
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