Month 1: We're SO going to be that couple that gets pregnant the first month trying.
Month 2: Ah, practice makes perfect! BDing is so much fun!
Month 3: Hmmm...Maybe ED instead of EOD? That'll work for sure.
Month 4: Damn it. I'm going to have so much sex it's CRAZY! I'm getting pregnant this month.
Month 5: Fuck.
Month 6: I still have 6 months before I need to worry. No big deal at all.
Month 7: Fuck.
Month 8: Start Charting!
Month 9: Understand charting, will totally get pregnant now!
Month 10: Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
Month 11: *browses covered RE's in the insurance provider book*
Month 12: Head explodes, Ovaries still intact. No visible injuries to the penis. Good to go. Also, can't get an appointment at the RE for 3 months and must maintain a good attitude.
Month 13 - Infinity: FUCK!
3 comments:
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