Jen: Uuuuggghhh...I'm all barfy.
*stumbles up the stairs after running on the treadmill*
Mark: Why?
Jen: Uuuuuggghhhh, I don't know why, but I wish it would stop.
Mark: Maybe you're pregnant.
*Maniacal laughter*
....later in the day....
Jen: Damnit! I have a nosebleed!
Coworker: What?
Jen: Nose. Bleeding. Gross.
Coworker: Maybe you're pregnant!
*Maniacal laughter*
...later that night....
Jen: I'm so tired I want to die.
Mark: Maybe you're pregnant.
*Maniacal laughter; head explodes*
1 comment:
I just found your blog through Lost and Found Connections and you are freaking hilarious! Can't wait to read more updates!
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