Does the size of a girl's lips determine the size of her vagina lips?
No, but when she puts on lipstick? Her vagina lips turn the exact.same.color. It's crazy.
Did the baby Jesus spit up?
Yes, they do talk about spit up in the bible. It's in the book of Matthew. You may have missed it when you were skipping all that business about who begat who. Or whom? I don't know but there was a lot of begatting.
Unfortunately, there weren't many questions this round. Just a lot of really strange phrases. Like this:
Harvey Karp is full of shit.
Well, I respectfully disagree, asshole. I love Harvey Karp! His Five S's saved our sleep-deprived lives!!
I fart in ur general direkshun
Rude!
Pooooorn
Just like that: Porn, but with 5 o's. Multiple o's, I mean.
Whore
That's all. Just plain old "whore." Four visits to this very blog came from the word whore.
Fupatoe
OH MY GOD. I admittedly had to google this but was afraid to click on any of the links. BUT, under Google Images appears this picture of me:
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| My face after my first steroid shot, and my second steroid shot. Apparently = Fupatoe. (More about all my swelling here) |
14 comments:
Bahahaha! Thanks for making me laugh with the Google terms! Someone once found my blog by typing in, "dark, mushy assholes". I'm not sure what to be more shocked at...that it lead them to my blog or that someone is searching for rotted out bum holes.
BTW, I was realllly tempted to just write, "First!" for my comment, but I didn't want to get punched right through my computer screen.
Well, I found your blog because I googled, why do people hate the duggars. And now, I am fully submersed in the blogosphere. Thank you Jen, for changing my life for the better. Well, I do spend a lot of my time on here. But still. Thank you!
Love that you are posting daily...even though I am sure it is stressful! I look toward to the post every day!
My personal favourite Google search that led to my blog was "naked peach porn". I suspect the person who found a picture of fresh peach crisp was disappointed.
Also, I think the term "fupatoe" may be the first sign of the impending apocalypse.
"Naked in the backyard"
Also,
"Great Drinker and Sucker of Sperm"
Clearly I am classy.
Oh my Lord... my blog was discovered in a search for "German granny fatty older wuwww."
I think the most important thing to take away from this is that,
OMG you are on google images!
Next you will have a wikepedia page!!
You lucky whore!
Google search on how people got to your blog (my blog too) cracks me up.
I'm going to be "that" person, but how do you find what people search to find your blog? I've looked all through my stats and can't find it.
Stats --> Traffic Sources --> CLICK MORE and scroll down it will show you "Search keywords"
Thanks! Turns out mine are relatively boring at this point. That's why I couldn't find it... it was too boring!
This is really hilarious!
Mine are super boring too, I'm jealous.
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